who needs friends when you have followers that don’t speak to you

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It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day

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did i allow u to have fun without me

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Ugly people who have hot boyfriends/girlfriends give me so much hope

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gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

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